Paranoia questions

Paranoia questions.

A taste of real questions from Paranoia’s free pack, sorted by mood. Read one in secret, say a name out loud — and let the room wonder why.

Pick your mood

A few examples of each. Hundreds more are waiting in the app.

How to play with these

In the app: Paranoia picks the reader and shows them the question in private. They say one name out loud and lock it in, then the reveal decides: green keeps the question secret, red reads it out to everyone.

Without the app: whisper a question to the person next to you. They answer out loud with a name, then flip a coin — heads, they reveal the question; tails, it stays secret.

Read the full rules and variations

A taste from each

One from every page, from gentle to savage.

  1. Who makes a bad day feel manageable?Nice
  2. Who could trip over absolutely nothing?Mild
  3. Who is most likely to rehearse an argument in the shower?Mild
  4. Who is pretending to be happier than they are?Spicy

Want questions that go further?

Everything here is from the free pack. The ten themed decks in the app go much further — savage, brutally personal and built to start the arguments your group has been avoiding. The most intense level, Insane, is only in the app: it needs Paranoia Pro, and everyone in the room has to agree before it starts.

See the ten decks · Find the right deck for your occasion

Play them the Paranoia way.

Free on iPhone and iPad. The app picks the reader, keeps the question secret and runs the reveal.

QR code that opens Paranoia on the App StoreScan with your iPhone camera

Questions people ask

What are Paranoia questions?

They are questions that ask the reader to name someone in the room — like “Who is most likely to…” or “Who would…”. In Paranoia, only the reader sees the question, so everyone else is left wondering why their name came up.

Where can I find more Paranoia questions?

In the app. These are a small taste — the free pack has hundreds of questions, and the ten themed decks go much further.

Can I play Paranoia without the app?

Yes. Whisper the question to the next person, let them answer out loud with a name, then flip a coin to decide whether the question is revealed. The app adds private questions, levels, online play and the reveal for you.

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